"Ok so..... On my way home this evening I came across
this awesome, perfectly made snowman on someone's front lawn.
I noticed he had a carrot nose, coal eyes and a wonderful scarf.
Then I realized he had pants too. But his pants were pulled down.
I had to know why he has his pants pulled down, so I asked him.
The snowman looked at me with a smerk on his face and said,
"Look over there, see that! oh yeah, here comes the snow blower!". ..yup! LoL-LoL!!!"